Pre-birth - Spend 9 months of your life trying to get out
1-5 years old - Get to see your aunt, older sister, and other relatives naked because your too young to know any better or so they think
6-10 years old - You find playboys, penthouses, etc. and see other naked women for the first time
11-15 years old - You see your first naked woman on HBO or drive-in movie
16-20 years old - You get to go out and actually touch naked women. You will only go out with VERY pretty girls.
21-25 years old - You get to go out to bars and try to pick up any chick that will put out.
26-30 years old - You start getting tired of having to go look to get laid The "I want to get married" attitude starts developing.
31-35 years old - You are married and start getting tired of the same 'ol *****
36-40 years old - You are divorced and start going out to bars. You will only pick up younger girls.
41-45 years old - You start finding girls looking for a sugar daddy
46-50 years old - You go out looking to pick up any chick with a pulse
51-55 years old - You are married again because you only need sex once a month when she does
56-60 years old - You figure out that you have spent all of your life trying to get back in
1-5 years old - Get to see your aunt, older sister, and other relatives naked because your too young to know any better or so they think
6-10 years old - You find playboys, penthouses, etc. and see other naked women for the first time
11-15 years old - You see your first naked woman on HBO or drive-in movie
16-20 years old - You get to go out and actually touch naked women. You will only go out with VERY pretty girls.
21-25 years old - You get to go out to bars and try to pick up any chick that will put out.
26-30 years old - You start getting tired of having to go look to get laid The "I want to get married" attitude starts developing.
31-35 years old - You are married and start getting tired of the same 'ol *****
36-40 years old - You are divorced and start going out to bars. You will only pick up younger girls.
41-45 years old - You start finding girls looking for a sugar daddy
46-50 years old - You go out looking to pick up any chick with a pulse
51-55 years old - You are married again because you only need sex once a month when she does
56-60 years old - You figure out that you have spent all of your life trying to get back in

